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( 50 multiple choice questions in 12 minutes )

 

1.         A  The bird are in the sky.             B  A bird’s in a sky.

             C  The bird in a sky                       D  The bird’s in the sky

 

2.                   What …… doing?

         A  are they         B  do they        C  does they             D  is they

 

3.                  Jane and Tom ……….the door.

         A  are walking at         B walk at         C  walks to         D  are walking to

 

4.         Charles and I ……..

         A  am here     B  we are here         C  are here          D  we here

 

5.                  Anne, what ……….?

         A  is doing    B  she’s doing       C   are doing           D  are you doing

 

6.                  Tom’s ….. street.

        A  in the     B  at the         C  into the             D  under

 

7.                  How many girls are there in the room?             

        A  There are any B  There’s one     C  A girl     D  There two

 

8.                  Mary works, but ….?

        A  works Tom      B  does Tom       C  Tom does    D  Tom works

 

9.                  Liz is looking at ….

       A  them            B  they             C  there         D  their

 

10.              Who’s that girl?

       A  He’s Elisabeth        B  Her name Sarah     C  She’s a good girl        D  It’s Eve

 

11.              Where’s the dog?

    A  He’s under chair B  There’s on a table    C  It’s near the window       D  Its here

 

12.              Is John tall?

A  Yes, he’s.   B  No, he’sn’t.     C  No, his not.         D  Yes, he is.

 

13.  What’s his name?

          A  It John.   B  It’s John.   C  John it’s the name.    D  Its John.

 

14.  Do you draw or write?

           A  I’m draw and write                    B  I drawing and writing  

           C  I’m not draw but I’m write        D   I draw and I write

 

15.  Is that a chair?

        A  Yes, that’s          B  Yes, there’s          C  Yes, it is         D  Yes, it’s that chair

 

16.  Is this chair brown?

          A  No, isn’t brown chair          B  No, this is green chair 

          C  Yes, it’s brown                    D  Yes, it is a brown

 

17.  What’s her father doing?

        A  Her working in the garden                 B  Working in the garden
 C  Is working in the garden                    D  She is working in the garden

 

18.  How many books are there?

   A  They’re many       B  There are any      C  There are eight       D  Are two books there

 

19              A   Is that red book a big?                    B  Is that book a big red?

                   C  Is red that big book                          D  Is that red book big?

 

20.  Jane……………tomorrow.

           A  can sing        B can to sing         C  is going sing      D  going to sing

 

21.  The pen is………..his pocket.

           A   in        B  in to      C at       D  to

 

22.  The car is…..the tree

           A  near of          B  with         C  beside       D  next

 

23.  What’s that man?

           A  He’s John         B  Yes, it’s a man.     C   It’s John.   D  He’s a teacher.

 

24.  Do you like the boat?

           A  No, I don’t like it.  B  Yes, I like him.     C  No, I like not.    D  Yes, I like.

 

25.       A   Ken is talking to Jane and we.        B  We and Jane is talking to Ken.

            C  Jane and we talking t oKen.             D  We are talking to Ken and Jane.

 

 

26.              A   Is your friend that pretty girl?        B  Is that friend you’re pretty girl?

             C   Is that girl pretty your friend?        D  Is that pretty girl your friend?

 

27.        A  Is this your hat there?                  B  Are those your hats there?

             C  Are those your hats here?            D  Is this your hats here?

 

28.       She is writing ………..

       A  on any book         B  in a paper        C  with a pen         D  by pensil

 

29.     A  Do Gary live in Bristol now?           B  Does Gary live in Bristol now?

          C  Is living in Bristol now, Gary?        D  Does now Gary live in Bristol?

 

30.       Monday is the first day.

     A  Tuesday is the second                  B  The second is is thursday

     C Tuesday is the fourth                     D The fourth is thursday

 

31.       Mike is beside Pat. Pat is………….Mike

           A  behind       B  between     C  beside    D  in front of

 

32,       Tom is Mrs Black’s son.

       A  She is his daughter      B  He is his son     C  She is her son    D  He is her son

 

33..      A  Go over there to they!          B  Go over there to them!

             C  Come over there to me!       D  Come to them over here!

 

34,       A  Look my garden, Susan!              B  Susan, looks my garden.

             C  Susan is look at my garden.         D  Look at my garden, Susan!

 

35.       A  You know not the old man.      B  You know a old man.

             C  An old man knows you.           D  An old mna don’t knows you.

 

36.       Watch…………

   A  him and his dog!   B  he and he’s dog!   C  him and he’s dog!   D  him and its dog!

 

37.       Whose house is this? It’s ……..house.

     A the Mr Smith’s.        B our        C  Mrs’ Smith       D  she’s

 

38        A   Where are they going put the books? 

B   Where there are going to put the books?

C   Where are they going to put the books?

D   Where are there going put the books?

 

 

39.       A  Jack’s English and Jill are two.      B  Jack’s English and Jill is too English.

C  Jack’s English and Jill’s, too.         D  Jack’s English and Jill is, too.

 

40.       Do pigs fly?

        A   No, and dogs don’t.       B  No, and not dogs, too.

        C   No, and dogs not.           D No, and dog doesn’t fly.

 

41.       Jack is standing beside…………….

       A  us         B  its         C  they          D  your

 

42.                This car is………..

       A  of John         B  to John         C  John’s            D  Johns’

 

43.                A  Polly has some flower.              B  Polly’s has any flowers.

              C   Polly’s any flowers.                  D  Polly has some flowers.

 

44.                A  These are the third lesson.               B  This is the lesson two.

  C This is a lesson, too.                         D  This is third lesson.

 

45.                A Tom cans have Joan’s bicycle.          B Tom can have Joan’s bicycle.

 C Tom can to have Joans’ bicycle.       D Tom can has Joan’s bicycle.

 

46.              It’s 11.30.

A Yes, it’s thirty past eleven.           B Yes, it’s half past eleven.

C Yes, it’s thirty to twelve.              D Yes, its half to twelve.

 

47.              439 is …………….

A  four hundred and thirty-nine          B  four hundreds and thirty-nine

C  four hundred thirty-nine                 D  four hundred thirty and nine

 

48.              A  The teacher don’t like some book.  B  The teacher doesn’t likes some book.

       C  The teacher don’t like his book.     D  The teacher doesn’t like her book

 

49.              Mother washes the girls’ hair. Look, she …………….

A  is washing it now                        B  washes it now

C  is washing them now                  D  washes them now.

 

50.              The cat has……….

A  the long legs                B long legs

C  the legs long                D  legs long.

 

 

 
tesztek
 
politically correct dictionary

Actor: metamorphosing being possessing great wealth

Actress: metemorphosing being possessing great wealth and occassionally great beauty

Android: bipedal, non-human associate bearing immense knowledge and skill

Bag boy: agricultural product organizer

Bald: follicularly challenged

Being dynamited: it will have an explosive force upon surface impact that is sufficient to exceed the accepted over-pressure threshold of physiological damage for exposed persons

Bomb: vertically deployed antipersonnel device

Boy: oppressor-to-be

Brainwashing: cognitive accomodation

Broken nut: suffered dramatically degraded useful operational life owing to the fact that a hexiform rotatable surface compression unit underwent catastrophic stress-related shaft detachment

Cafeteria: dining facility

Car: earth-unfriendly, vertically-challenged mode of transport

Car washer: vehicle-appearance specialist

Cat: quadrapedal, non-human associate

Cheating: cooperative assignment

Computer: machine bearing immense power and fallibility

Criticism: unjust self-esteem reducer

Dead: metabolically challenged

Demand: propose strongly

Derision: nontraditional praise

Dumb: cerebrally challenged

Evil: niceness deprived

Exercise: body enhancement through exertion

Failure: nontraditional success

Fart: human ozone depletor; ecologically incorrect expression

Fat: horizontally challenged: person of substance

Garbage collector: sanitation engineer

Girl: pre-woman

Guess: anomoly manoeuvres: repetitive predictions

Handicapped: physically challenged

Heroine: hera

Hurricane: himmicane (non sexist)

Incorrect: alternative answer

Individualism: uncooperative spirit

Information: overly structured trivia

Insane: reality challenged

Kill: creating a permanent state of metabolic dormancy; (military) servicing the target

Lazy: motivationally dispossessed

Left-handed oppression: sinistromanualism

Light: electro-magnetic wave of photons striking the eye of an individual having the effect of a sense of the surrounding area

Lost: locationally disadvantaged

Man: oppressor

Manhole: maintenance hole

Misunderstand: personalized interpretation

Monster: person of scales

Mugging: unforseen funding of underclass

Murderer: termination specialist

Nerd: under-attractive, cerebrally gifted individual

Numismatist: capitalist monetary acquisition expert

Nut: hexagonal rotatable surface compression unit

Old: chronologically gifted

Perfume: discretionary fragrance

Pervert: person engaged in nontraditional espionage

Pissed off: satisfaction deprived

Politicial: amorally gifted

Poor: economically marginalized

Prisoner: client of the correctional system

Programmer: cerebrally gifted individual experiencing mental labors with a non-human silicon being.

Prostitute: body entrepreneur

Rich: economically maximized

Right-handed imperialists: rectocentrism

School: place where students discover themselves

Secretary: stationery engineer

Sex: cooperative physical fitness

Sexist: gender biased with niceness deprived overtones

Short: altitudinally disadvantaged: vertically challenged

Sleepy: under-alertness

Smart: cerebrally gifted

Specialist: a physician having concentrated on a particular field of tax shelters

Structure: impersonal hindrance

Tall: vertically gifted: altitudinally endowed

Teacher: volunteer knowledge conveyor

Teaching: personality repression

Television: medium of electrons moving in disorganized patterns

Tired: rest-challenged

Uglier: over under-attractive

Ugliest: over-under-attractively gifted

Ugly: under-attractive

Unemployed: non-waged

Unsure: conceptual conflict

Waiter: waitron

Waitress: waitron

White: melanin-impoverished; member of the mutant albino genetic-recessive global minority

Woman: w/o man; womyn

Zipper: interlocking slide fasteners

 

Politically Correct Dictionary
A must for anyone in or running for public office

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